just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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