Dual....:-)
Pappa wants mamma naked
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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