I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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