I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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