She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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