Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
