A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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