Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I forget how to act sober
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