I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
