I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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