Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it was like eating out sand paper
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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