talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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