Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
