I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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