i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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