? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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