The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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