She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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