Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
