New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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