K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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