she was so not down for the gang bang
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Small penises have feelings too.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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