Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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