ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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