why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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