glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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