I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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