Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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