so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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