is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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