you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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