Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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