there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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