This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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