But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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