All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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