I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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