Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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