Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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