he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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