He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
dude. I can hear the air.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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