can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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