Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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