the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My ATM looks so different sober.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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