The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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