yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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