I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Congratulations! We have a period
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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