Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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