No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My vagina just clenched in fear
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