Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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