What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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