yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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