I looked at my own cervix.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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