My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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