You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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