Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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