Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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