Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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