I would go down on you faster than GM stock
do herpes really smell.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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