You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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